{"id":40,"date":"2008-04-30T15:26:33","date_gmt":"2008-04-30T15:26:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/miloais.com\/miblog\/2008\/04\/the-good-and-bad-about-nyc-tri.html"},"modified":"2008-04-30T15:26:33","modified_gmt":"2008-04-30T15:26:33","slug":"the-good-and-bad-about-nyc-trips-in-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/miloais.com\/miblog\/?p=40","title":{"rendered":"The good and bad about NYC trips, in 5."},"content":{"rendered":"

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It’s time for me to\u00a0make my bi to triannual pilgrimage to NYC, otherwise known as “the city” to people from long island or aspiring dbag transplants wearing leather jackets, too much product in their hair, black\u00a0stilettos, and an accent (authentically awful, or entertainingly embarrassing in its emulation). \u00a0I really hate when people call it “the city,” (a designation I prefer stay on throwback golden state warrior jerseys) and whenever people say it, no matter how obvious, I make sure to ask them which city they are asking about…usually ending up in a response along the lines of “oh come on…the CITY…you must not be from the CITY.” \u00a0I think it is the self congratulation in a statement like that that boils my blood. \u00a0Like they\u00a0are giving themselves a pat on the back for making it in the big tough city. \u00a0I think that’s part of the satisfaction for the all growed up fratastic young professionals dwelling in Murray Hill, or the purposefully awkward crowd of hipsters that have made it their mission to gentrify the entire borough of Brooklyn. \u00a0But that’s not all of it. \u00a0Yes, living in New York can be a pain in the ass. \u00a0It’s hot and muggy in the summer, cold and wet in the winter, and a closet sized studio in Brooklyn costs more than my beach front 2 bedroom with a garage, yard and out door movie theater San Diego apartment. \u00a0That said, New York does offer things that no other place does. \u00a0That’s why I keep going back and back and back and ALWAYS have a great time when I visit. \u00a0So I have no beef with those who choose to live in New York, just don’t call it the CITY. \u00a0San Francisco is the CITY. \u00a0If you need a pet name for your adopted home in an attempt to place yourself on an artificial pedestal, call it the Big Apple. \u00a0Anyway…five things, good and bad, about nyc:<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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1. Size=Diversity; Island=Accessibility (+) <\/span>New York City is ginormous. \u00a0As a result, whatever you’re into, it’s there for you. \u00a0The two aforementioned “scenes” are stereotypical of the things I used to get into when I was living in NY in college, but seriously almost whatever you want to do, you can do it. \u00a0In the mood to pop your collar, blow dry your hair, and go listen to “please don’t stop the music” all night on the upper east side, it can happen. \u00a0<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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But the great part of New York is, you can start your night there, and due to the small size of the city, end up eating a frito pie at the Levy in Williamsburg, watching a few of the locals go at it by the big buck hunter machine. (again, for the most part, its pretty compressed. \u00a0further gentrification might have us ending nights in Newark soon enough…but for now, its great.)<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Hell, even if you are in to the surf culture thing, which I get overdosed with out here in SD…you can find it in nyc. \u00a0I used to take the subway to penn station in college and nj transit it to belmar for a day’s worth of surfing, and be back in town to party in the evening. \u00a0In fact…I think I surfed more when I lived there than I do now, and now I am steps from a far nicer beach with much better surf. \u00a0Kind of weird how that works out…<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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2. The bodega and its anti debit card effect<\/span> \u00a0(-) This is a big negative for me. \u00a0I’m known to get some serious munchies from time to time (see number 3), and when I want a big bag of skittles, a quart of ben and jerry’s ice cream, some cheesy poofs (which I admit, are better on the east coast than the west coast), some peanutbutter m and m’s, and potentially something savory that can be crisped in the oven (e.g. starts with h and ends with ot pocket)…I would like to think I could get that all at one store. \u00a0In California not a problem. \u00a0Many grocery stores are open 24\/7 and 7\/11’s are everywhere. \u00a0In NY, I would reckon it would be particularly difficult to find a place that has it all, and if by some miracle you did…and you’ve transitioned away from cash as I have…you wouldn’t be able to buy it anyway! \u00a0See…so many places in ny are cash only, making me always have to carry tons of annoying bills, change etc…where in Cali all I need is one piece of plastic. \u00a0I so prefer this. \u00a0Not only is the load lighter, but it also doesn’t constantly remind me of how much of the money I don’t have anyway I am blowing through in a super expensive city.<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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3. The Food<\/span> (mostly +) -I won’t elaborate here because its already late and I have to wake up at 6 to catch my morning flight, but this is probably one of my favorite reasons to go to nyc. \u00a0Most of my all time genre favorites are there, burgers, milk shakes, pizza, soup, bagels…the list goes on and on. \u00a0That is until you get to Mexican. \u00a0I remain perplexed on this one. \u00a0Now, I admit, I never knew what good, cheap Mexican food was until I got to California, but now that I am out here, I can’t see how everyone else screws it up SO BAD. \u00a0It’s not hard to make. \u00a0The ingredients aren’t expensive. \u00a0Yet when I want a Carne Asada burrito with some flautas\u00a0<\/div>\n\n\n\n
after a good long night out, it ain’t happening in new york (for one, there are hardly any good late night eats in ny, a frustrating truth that allowed my roommate and I to hone our foreman cookbook, and introduce the grilled peanutbutter and jelly and cholula sandwich). \u00a0But why? \u00a0There are Mexicans everywhere there. \u00a0There are Mexican restaurants everywhere there. \u00a0Invisible hand Adam Smith, where the fuck are you. \u00a0In theory, you would think that the Danny Trejo’s of the California Mexican food scene (second tier, underappreciated restaurants that don’t get as much traffic as the big boys) could move their shop to Broadway and become Antonio Fucking Banderas. \u00a0It’s another example of how the free market in America must be broken.<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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4. The Subway<\/span>\u00a0(mostly -): \u00a0When you first are in ny, you think the subway is the greatest thing ever. It’s one of a kind…an ancient feat of public transportation that in theory helps contribute to the accessibility quality of new york described in 1 above. \u00a0Its reasonably priced…for ny anyway. \u00a0It allows you to get hammered, then embark to wherever the night may happen to take you. \u00a0In principle, a good thing. \u00a0However, after living there, I grew to loathe the thing. \u00a0In the summer, the stations are unbearably hot and smelly. \u00a0In the winter it’s cold and you end up freezing while waiting sometimes an hour or more for a train to come (especially late at night). \u00a0Even though I am poor, I have almost given up on the subway completely (unless going to a baseball game), and am pretty much exclusively a cab guy. \u00a0I think part of it is that I grew up in a third world country with cheap cheap taxis. \u00a0Once you have someone driving you around to whereever you want to go, particularly in a place where roads take you there quick, it’s hard to go back. \u00a0I do want to say for the record that without subway stations, the black guy with the lazy eye that sings beatles songs better than the beatles ever dreamed of singing them wouldn’t exist. \u00a0I haven’t seen him in a few trips, but if anyone knows who I am talking about and sees him, get his contact info. \u00a0I really want him to play my wedding.<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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5. The City that Hardly Ever Sleeps (+++)- <\/span>I appreciate it that nyc respects my decision to end my night whenever I damn please. \u00a0Granted, shit does close there sometimes (only in vegas does the party never truly end), but usually not until 4. \u00a0Where I am now, we are getting last call by 1:30 and shoved out before 2. \u00a0Its only 2 hours, but the hours between 2 and 4 are most often when the magic happens. \u00a0I miss ny everytime get kicked out of a bar here…at least until I get to the taco shop.<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Okay…time to try and sleep. \u00a0See you ny fools tomorrow.<\/div>\n\n]]><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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